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 | موضوع: joke about the kiss الجمعة يناير 25, 2008 2:45 pm | |
| the kiss
A very Beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she fell down.
On her way falling down, an American man catches her
She says: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life;
I'll do ANYTHING for you... The man says: 'Okay then,kiss me.'
She says: 'You PIG!! NEVER!!' So he says:'FINE!' and he drops her down....
So she's falling and screaming... Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony
She says:'Oh thank you, you saved me; I'll do anything that you ask...'
The guy says: 'Fraulein, kiss me.'
She replies: 'Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!' So the man says: 'Fine!!!' and he also drops her down again.
She's falling and thinking that it was better if she kissed one of those men and now she's going to die.
Suddenly, a man catches the woman from his balcony,
She says: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll kiss you!!'
The man replies: "Astaghfar Allah" and he drops her!!!!!!!!*
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نسيم الهوى عضو فعال

 عدد الرسائل: 71 العمل: طالبة المزاج: وردي احترام المنتدى: تاريخ التسجيل: 10/01/2008
 | موضوع: رد: joke about the kiss السبت فبراير 23, 2008 1:11 pm | |
| هههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه تسلم يا عسل على النكتة العسل كولش حلو خاصة من قال استفر الله تقبل تحياتي الحارة اختك نسيم الهوة |
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moon light Admin

 عدد الرسائل: 565 علم البلد:  احترام المنتدى: تاريخ التسجيل: 06/01/2008
 | موضوع: رد: joke about the kiss السبت فبراير 23, 2008 1:35 pm | |
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انتي السالمة يا طيبة كل الهلا برجعتج منورة الموضوع والمنتدى هم تحياتي الج
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